valentine's week Quotes

I do believe that God

blessed me in life with

a wonderful family,

a successful career,

and a loving marriage,

and remain thankful

for that blessing.

Success depends upon previous

preparation, and without

such preparation there is

sure to be failure.

Pain is part of the process;

it builds character.

Life is a series of commas,

not periods.

To abstain from lying is essentially wholesome.

My comedy is my life.

In 'Huckleberry Finn,'

I have drawn Tom Blankenship exactly as he was.

He was ignorant, unwashed,

insufficiently fed;

but he had as good a heart as ever any boy had.

Things do not happen.

Things are made to happen

Above anything else,

I hate to lose.

Every man is a consumer,

and ought to be a producer.

He is by constitution expensive,

and needs to be rich.

If you think you can slander a woman into loving you,

or a man into voting for you,

try it till you are satisfied.

Facts are stubborn things.

Everyone should be respected as an individual,

but no one idolized.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

We have not invaded anyone.

We have not conquered anyone.

We have not grabbed their land,

their culture,

their history and tried to enforce our way of life on them.

The task of leadership is

not to put greatness into people, but to elicit it.

Who never doubted,

never half believed.

Where doubt is,

there truth is

it is her shadow.

A person should not be too honest.

Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me I Quit.

Set your goals high, and don't stop till you get there.