valentine's week Quotes

Where there is

righteousness in the heart,

there is harmony in the house;

when there is

harmony in the house,

there is order in the nation;

when there is

order in the nation,

there is peace in the world.

I’m not a fan of the status quo.

One of the only ways to get out of a tight box is

to invent your way out.

I talked and talked of everything

I know about the white man's inhuman treatment of the Negro.

Failure and invention are inseparable twins.

Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

Only kings,

presidents,

editors,

and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful,

for beauty is God's handwriting.

I'm not the one who made you cry;

your performance made me cry.

Other dogs bite only their enemies,

whereas I bite also my friends to save them.

Never contract friendship

with a man that is not

better than thyself.

My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato

and someone to share it with.

I used to do drugs.

I still do drugs.

But I used to,

too.

The way my luck is running,

if I was a politician I would be honest.

Life is a puzzle,

and comedy is the way we try to make sense of it.

The most powerful person in the world is

the storyteller.

Count your age by friends,

not years.

Count your life by smiles,

not tears.

To conquer oneself is a greater task than

conquering others.

We can succeed only by concert.

It is not,

'Can any of us imagine better,' but,

'Can we all do better?'

Should you find a wise critic,

follow them as you would a guide to hidden treasure.