10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Everything human is pathetic.

The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

There is no humor in heaven.

Good friends,

good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Never pick a fight with people

who buy ink by the barrel.

Go to Heaven for the climate,

Hell for the company.

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles,

but most of them never happened.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel

in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

I didn't attend the funeral,

but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life.

A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Age is an issue of mind over matter.

If you don't mind,

it doesn't matter.

If you tell the truth,

you don't have to remember anything.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time,

and your government when it deserves it.

If it's your job to eat a frog,

it's best to do it first thing in the morning.

And If it's your job to eat two frogs,

it's best to eat the biggest one first.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think

you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

God may be subtle,

but he isn't plain mean.

It was the experience of mystery

even if mixed with fear

that engendered religion.

Occurrences in this domain are beyond

the reach of exact prediction

because of the variety of factors in operation,

not because of any lack of order in nature.

There comes a time

when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge

but can never prove how it got there.

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers.

This is a cruel libel,

even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

I want to go when I want.

It is tasteless to prolong life artificially.

I have done my share;

it is time to go.

I will do it elegantly.