10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

When angry, count to four;

when very angry, swear.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

It is curious that physical courage

should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to

prepare a good impromptu speech.

There are basically two types of people.

People who accomplish things,

and people who claim to have accomplished things.

The first group is less crowded.

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

All generalizations are false,

including this one.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at

the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Climate is what we expect,

weather is what we get.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Everything human is pathetic.

The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

There is no humor in heaven.

Buy land,

they're not making it anymore.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

It ain't those parts of the Bible

that I can't understand that bother me,

it is the parts that I do understand.

A man's character may be learned from

the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.

The world owes you nothing.

It was here first.

Go to Heaven for the climate,

Hell for the company.