10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

The more things are forbidden,

the more popular they become.

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

The human race is a race of cowards;

and I am not only marching in that procession

but carrying a banner.

The first of April is the day

we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

In 'Huckleberry Finn,'

I have drawn Tom Blankenship exactly as he was.

He was ignorant, unwashed,

insufficiently fed;

but he had as good a heart as ever any boy had.

One of the most striking differences between a cat

and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow;

there is no humor in Heaven.

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation,

played with confidence,

stands a good chance to deceive.

Truth is mighty and will prevail.

There is nothing wrong with this,

except that it ain't so.

If the world comes to an end,

I want to be in Cincinnati.

Everything comes there ten years later.

I have been complimented many times

and they always embarrass me;

I always feel that they have not said enough.

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r',

except at the beginning of a word.

Often it does seem such a pity

that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

The rule is perfect:

in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

There are times when one would like to hang

the whole human race, and finish the farce.

I have never taken any exercise,

except sleeping and resting,

and I never intend to take any.

There are people who can do all fine

and heroic things but one keep from telling their

happiness to the unhappy.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre,

but they are more deadly in the long run.

As an example to others,

and not that I care for moderation myself,

it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep,

and never to refrain from smoking when awake.