Men Quotes

I met the surgeon general

he offered me a cigarette.

This morning when I put on my underwear

I could hear the fruit of the loom guys laughing at me.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice

I don't know if I'm coming or going.

I could tell my parents hated me.

My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I can only say that there is not a man

living who wishes more sincerely than I do,

to see a plan adopted for the abolition of it

but there is only one proper and effectual mode by

which it can be accomplished,

and that is by Legislative authority: and this,

as far as my suffrage will go, shall never be wanting.

Man is priest,

and scholar,

and statesman,

and producer,

and soldier.

Men admire the man who can organize

their wishes and thoughts in stone and wood and steel and brass.

I don't like that man.

I must get to know him better.