Life Quotes

If it wasn't for pick

pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

I found there was only one way to look thin:

hang out with fat people.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years.

Then we met.

A girl phoned me the other day and said...

Come on over, there's nobody home.

I went over.

Nobody was home.

Regarding marriage,

it

somehow,

it didn't happen.

One fellow in such a

big family not getting married

is not an issue.

Never stop fighting until you

arrive at your destined place

that is, the unique you.

Have an aim in life,

continuously acquire

knowledge, work hard, and

have perseverance to

realise the great life.

Life is a difficult game.

You can win it only

by retaining your birthright

to be a person.

If we are not free,

no one will respect us.

Excellence is

a continuous process and

not an accident.

The whole secret of

a successful life is

to find out what is

one's destiny to do,

and then do it.

Life is a song

sing it.

Life is a game

play it.

Life is a challenge

meet it.

Life is a dream

realize it.

Life is a sacrifice

offer it.

Life is love

enjoy it.

Our ability to handle

life's challenges is a

measure of our strength

of character.

So long as the memory of

certain beloved friends

lives in my heart,

I shall say that

life is good.

I believe that if life

gives you lemons,

you should make lemonade...

And try to find somebody

whose life has given

them vodka, and

have a party.

I do believe that God

blessed me in life with

a wonderful family,

a successful career,

and a loving marriage,

and remain thankful

for that blessing.

Everything takes me

longer than I expect.

It's the sad truth

About life.

I always say that the

times in my life

when I've been happiest

are the times when

I've seen, like, a sunset.

Happiness is a choice.

You can choose to be happy

There's going to be stress

in life, but it's your

choice whether you let

it affect you or not.

Many of life's failures

are people who did not

realize how close they

were to success

when they gave up.

I'm just going to

go live life.

I'm going to

go enjoy life.

I have nothing

left to hide.

I am kind of

a free person,

a free soul.