I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow

Motivational Quotes

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow Motivational Quotes at statush.com
“ I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. ”

Meaning

This quote turns a complaint about yellow teeth into a wardrobe suggestion, making the solution about disguise rather than health.

About Author

Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield (born Jacob Cohen) was an iconic American stand-up comedian, actor, and screenwriter, famous for his self-deprecating humor and his signature catchphrase**"I don't get no respect!"**. He became a household name in the late 1960s and 1970s, known for his fast-paced delivery of one-liners, trademark rumpled suit, red tie, and nervously clutching his throat.

Related Quotes

“ My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. ”
This quote jokes that the crisis in his marriage is not between him and his wife, but between his wife and her lover.
“ My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. ”
This quote turns maternal rejection into a joke by pretending his mother only valued him in a non-romantic, distant way.
“ Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said 'God beat me to it.' ”
This quote exaggerates ugliness by suggesting he already looks like the undead before the bartender even starts mixing the drink.
âŦ‡ī¸ Download 🔍 View Full