10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

Laws control the lesser man...

Right conduct controls the greater one.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction.

Fiction has to make sense.

Under certain circumstances,

urgent circumstances,

desperate circumstances,

profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Travel is fatal to prejudice,

bigotry, and narrow mindedness,

and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.

Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

When angry, count to four;

when very angry, swear.

When you fish for love,

bait with your heart,

not your brain.

A man is never more truthful than

when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

The man who does not read good books

has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

It is curious that physical courage

should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very';

your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell

you see, I have friends in both places.

There are lies,

damned lies and statistics.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to

prepare a good impromptu speech.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which,

before their union,

were not perceived to have any relation.

Let us endeavor so to live so that when,

we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Facts are stubborn,

but statistics are more pliable.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me,

but I think she enjoyed it.