10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls

while they are still rolling.

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered

either by themselves or by others.

Words are only painted fire;

a look is the fire itself.

God made the Idiot for practice,

and then He made the School Board.

Only kings,

presidents,

editors,

and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

There are times when one would like to hang

the whole human race, and finish the farce.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

I have never taken any exercise,

except sleeping and resting,

and I never intend to take any.

There are people who can do all fine

and heroic things but one keep from telling their

happiness to the unhappy.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre,

but they are more deadly in the long run.

As an example to others,

and not that I care for moderation myself,

it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep,

and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

There are several good protections against temptation,

but the surest is cowardice.

Training is everything.

The peach was once a bitter almond;

cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools,

but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin,

but, of course,

society demands something more than this.

I never smoke to excess that is,

I smoke in moderation,

only one cigar at a time.

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind;

it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all.

In religion,

all other countries are paupers;

India is the only millionaire.

When a person cannot deceive himself

the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.