10000+ Motivational and Inspiring Quotes About Life, Love & Success

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

How lucky Adam was.

He knew when he said a good thing,

nobody had said it before.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other,

so we can have some conversation.

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

She was not quite what you would call refined.

She was not quite what you would call unrefined.

She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call

an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

Don't say the old lady screamed.

Bring her on and let her scream.

Few of us can stand prosperity.

Another man's, I mean.

Good breeding consists in concealing

how much we think of ourselves and

how little we think of the other person.

If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man,

but deteriorate the cat.

Humor must not professedly teach

and it must not professedly preach,

but it must do both if it would live forever.

My books are like water;

those of the great geniuses are wine.

(Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

Be careless in your dress if you must,

but keep a tidy soul.

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities.

Truth isn't.

The most interesting information comes from children,

for they tell all they know and then stop.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Man was made at the end of the week's work,

when God was tired.

He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

George Washington, as a boy,

was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth.

He could not even lie.

We are all alike,

on the inside.